About

Who the Hell Do I Think I Am?

I’m a bald, fat guy. I’m bald by choice. I have thin hair, with lots of cowlicks. I refuse to style it, so I shave it off, mainly so I don’t have to mess with it. I’m currently 325lbs, which is 100lbs over my ideal weight. I have Crohn’s Disease, so my weight is contra-indicated. I am not diabetic, nor do I have a glandular issue. I do have a sedentary job, and a sedentary life, and I eat more than I should. It’s my struggle, so everyone else can just deal.

I am a lover of God, my family and the U.S. Constitution. In that order. My humor is for me, and me alone. If anyone else likes it, it is icing on the cake. If anyone else doesn’t like it, too bad, it’s for me anyway.

Everything else you’ll figure out as we go along. I’m not subtle, so it’ll be easy.